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    Irish Predicament

    By: obxbeachbumPublished: 02/27/2007
     
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    Drunk, Ole Mulvihill (From the Northern Irish Clan) staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing.

    The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the Ole just sits there.

    Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

    The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."

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    fuck 'em (0 replies)
    started by ninnyhammer
    (02.27.2007 2:59:02 PM EST)

    fuck the irish

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.27.2007 7:29:12 AM EST)


    this joke reminds me of Lingelha,
    "old and funny".

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