"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." Source: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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"I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shapeof a house." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#203 Atlantic salmon are capable of leaping 15 feet high.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
One Liners
Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American
bank teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen -
today I get hunat eighty?
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