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The movies

By: Joe L.Published: 07/02/2000
 
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3 Polish friends decided thet they wanted to hit the movies and thought they would check out the new x-rated movie that open up on the other side of town.

When they get to the box office they for 3 tickets the the girl behind the counter says, "I'm sorry, but you have to be 18 or over in order to see this movie."

So, the three Polish friends went home to get another 16 friends.

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    PORN (0 replies)
    started by RAWPWR2001
    (04.20.2001 4:02:11 AM EST)

    HOW CAN I GET FREE PORN MOVIES???

    idiot (0 replies)
    started by Albatros
    (07.02.2000 7:03:11 PM EST)

    how the hell did this guy pass 3rd grade? the movie that open(ed). . .
    the the girl?
    I'm sorry for being picky, but i cannot stand stupidity!

    HUH? (0 replies)
    started by DrLecter
    (07.02.2000 9:59:27 AM EST)

    DO NOT quit your day job. Also, invest in spellcheck

    ?????? (0 replies)
    started by NARDlS
    (07.02.2000 9:30:04 AM EST)

    THe point was?!?!?!?!!?

    Nardis

    ¿? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.02.2000 8:09:22 AM EST)

    3 add 16 is 19...
    why not get 15 friends?

    ur gone (0 replies)  
    started by neo3984
    (07.02.2000 0:28:40 AM EST)

    im first!!!!!!!!

    KrIs

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