A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a
couple of days. The husband tells his wife to go to the store
and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that
night he goes to the bedroom where there laid out on the bed
was a Superman costume.
The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you
ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me
something else I can wear."
The next day the wife not too happy, returns the costume and
gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work once more
and there laid out on the bed was a Batman costume. He again
yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of
a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear
to the costume party."
By this time the wife is irate, so the next morning she goes
shopping. When the husband comes home again from work there
laid out on the bed are three items. One is a set of three
white buttons, another is a white belt, and the third item is
a 2 x 4 of wood.
The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these
for?"
The wife yells back, "You can take your clothes off and take
the three white buttons and put them on the front of you and
go as a domino, and if you don't like that one, you can take
the belt and put it on and go as an Oreo cookie, and if you
don't like that one, you can stick the 2 x 4 up your ass and
go as a fudgesickle."
~SweetiePeach~
~*God Bless America*~
