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Irish wedding vs. Irish funeral?

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/13/1998
 
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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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    thats (0 replies)
    started by Sigmakappi
    (05.20.2001 8:54:34 PM EST)

    fucking low irish ppl kick ass who else can drink that much

    Drunk vs. Alcoholic (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.17.2001 8:39:30 AM EST)

    What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?

    The drunk doesn't have to go to all those damn meetings!

    Irish Wedding vs. Irish Funeral (0 replies)  
    started by jschiller
    (07.09.2000 10:26:59 AM EST)

    True True True. I am married to an Irish woman!

    Enjoy sexual material and involvement

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