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 Expressions for high stress days | | By: Saggy Housewife | Published: 09/10/1999 | | |  |
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EXPRESSIONS FOR HIGH STRESS DAYS
1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?
3. You! Off my planet !!
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be...?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30
years.
7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
11. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
12. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
13. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you
haven't fallen asleep yet.
14. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
15. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
16. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
17. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
18. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
19. Okay, okay, I take it back
20. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
21. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
22. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep
inside the earth.
23. Earth is full. Go home.
24. Is it time for your medication or mine?
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
26. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
27. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
28. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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started by
sigsthree
(03.18.2001 9:12:28 PM EST)
a little out-dated...still,print it and send me a dozen
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started by
1122LPO
(01.10.2001 1:07:14 PM EST)
lame, seen it, done it...been there done that
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