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It's Lent

By: bd2sonPublished: 04/27/2006
 
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On their honeymoon, the BLONDE bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was, apparently, not going to make love to her, he replied, "It's Lent."

In tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of! Who did you lend it to ... and for how long?"

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    what does (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.27.2006 9:15:41 PM EST)

    lent have to do with having sex , or did he give that up...

    I don't know who has it now (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.27.2006 7:09:53 AM EST)


    but I'll bet Father Reach Around has had it.

    No need for this (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (04.27.2006 3:59:27 AM EST)


    Feeding the hungry seems like an honorable thing to do during Lent.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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