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"But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans." -George W. Bush, in a media roundtable discussion, March 13, 2001
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind."
— Jed Babbin, former Deputy Undersecretary of Defense
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#14 Camel's milk does not curdle.
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... is so fat, Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
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Q. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
A. You can drop her off anywhere.
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 Dumber Than A Lightbulb | | By: acidinterval | Published: 07/22/2009 | | |  |
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I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" Then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling & Made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" & give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the
office and asked, "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home & recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down & walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blonde)followed me,
The Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?!" She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!! Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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