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	"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."—Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003

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	"I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Everyonce in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I mighthave written that."" — Steven Wright, Comedian

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