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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 08/18/2003
 
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she screamed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

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    Hahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.18.2003 7:04:07 PM EST)

    I'll bet both of them aould tell you how many bumps she had around each nipple though.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.18.2003 4:43:49 PM EST)

    good one man

    The moral ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.18.2003 6:47:10 AM EST)

    was a new one one me.
    Funny too, I think I'll use it some time.

    Yeah, maybe (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (08.18.2003 1:38:22 AM EST)


    I don't think BDL is a man though. He would have known what she rolled.

    The joke however was funny Rob.

    ^5

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