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"Some one of my visits—one of the reasons I'm visiting here is to ask the question, you know, to people, because if there's moving too slow or people are saying one thing and the other thing is not happening, now's the time to find out."—Bush, talking about hurricane relief Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Tornado Damage," May 13, 2003
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"If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: 'I'm cheap.'"
— Delta Burke, Actress
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#219 An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars.
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so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
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 Nice Try... | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 07/14/1999 | | |  |
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A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in
and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's
window and says,
"Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an
asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a
blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll
bleed to death."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a
diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white
line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
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