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The Taxidermist

By: leadjPublished: 12/07/2005
 
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This guy walks into a bar down in Texas and orders a white wine. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says "You ain't from around here where you from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender asks, "What do you do up in Pennsylvania?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist ... what the hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says "I mount dead animals." The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

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    started by leadj
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    gotta love Texas

    I Have Only One Regret and That Was I Never Got to Beat a Man to Death While Wearing a Tuxedo.

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