There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking,
minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big
dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- knocks him clean off the bar
stool and onto the floor.
The idiot says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the
stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK!!-
the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo
chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up,
brushes himself off and quietly leaves.
The little guy is gone for an hour or so. When he returns,
without saying a word, he walks up behind the big idiot and --
BONG!!-- bangs the big dude off his stool, knocking him out
cold.
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he
comes to, tell him that is a crowbar from Sears."
