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Eggs for Bill Gates Game
By: Anonymous
Published: 11/23/1998
A 2D style game set where you throw eggs, tomatoes, and other debris
at the face of one of the world's most annoying geeks and purveyors of idiot technology, Bill Gates.
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Yuck
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.19.2000 1:27:29 PM EST)
This Sucks! Waste of Download time...
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