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Scared to Death

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/24/2000
 
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    pandy (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.26.2000 2:16:35 PM EST)

    what do you call three tampons walking down the street? nothing they are all stuck up cunts

    Mine isn't!! (0 replies)
    started by SlimBakon
    (06.26.2000 2:23:28 AM EST)

    Ohh yea cum here baby

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    started by showboat
    (06.24.2000 8:11:40 AM EST)

    well since his penis is scared maybe he should go in head first since he is small and short, but it wouldnt help her reach orgasm

    NudistLover

    good one, goofball (0 replies)
    started by blinker
    (06.24.2000 3:40:28 AM EST)

    the look on that poor bastards face is priceless.

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    started by jennefer
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    my hand would be my new girlfriend.

    i think,,,,, (0 replies)  
    started by cartmansam
    (06.24.2000 0:08:09 AM EST)

    i would would be to,what a ugly fatass

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