"If you find a neighbor in need, you're responsible for serving that neighbor in need, you're responsible for loving a neighbor just like you'd like to love yourself." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on the Economy," Sept. 16, 2002
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"Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier... I thoughtI'd put them in the same room and let them duke it out." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#198 The US is the largest country names after an actual person (Amerigo Vespucci).
Yo Mama ...
so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
One Liners
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it-we're closed.
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