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    I think they'd be better off.... (0 replies)
    started by apeman0817
    (08.21.2007 7:38:04 PM EST)

    if they 'took themselves in hand'.

    Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.

    These two guys (0 replies)  
    started by bd2son
    (08.21.2007 9:55:53 AM EST)


    probably last experienced a woman was the day they were born!

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