"But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls of people like Travis, people who are willing to love their neighbor, just like they would like to love themselves." - Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004
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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, They use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping!
One Liners
Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
skip the gift and let Rosie and her five friends take over the task at hand.
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