"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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"I never deliberatelt tried to hurt anyone except if it was important, like in a game." — Dick Butkus
Snapple Facts
#25 The only food that does not spoil is honey.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg!
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? A. 45 lbs.
They're all sitting down considering that she's pissed off and holding a broom handle.
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