"Whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor just like they'd like to be called themselves." - Washington, Oct. 8, 2003
Random Quote
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." — Zsa Zsa Gabor
Snapple Facts
#49 Despite its hump...camel's have a straight spine.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Cars run out of gas before passing her fat Ass!
One Liners
Q. What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? A. Christopher Walken
To shop at Walmart. But it isn't a political statement, the place is just so damned crowded it's a friggin' zoo. And the quality of their clientele .........er, leaves a bit to be desired.
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