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Yo Mama ...
so ugly she has to sneak up on a cup of water!
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sleep with a light on.
solution to this problem. I never have any money on me, my wife carries it all.........lol.
BTW, in case anyone's interested, "boutique" is feminin.
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