"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." - GW Bush, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
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There was a typo in lawyers Ed Morrison's ad. His logo is: "Your case is no stronger than your attorney," not "stranger." — newspaper correction from the Tulsa (Okla.) Gusher
Snapple Facts
#69 No word in the english language rhymes with month.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
One Liners
Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A. A stick.
Defendant:
Your Honor the prosecutor is an asshole and I refuse to answer his questions.
Judge:
You may not refer to the prosecutor as an asshole, you may not call him an asshole and you can not say that he is an asshole or I’ll hold you in contempt of court.
Defendant:
May I think he’s an asshole?
Judge:
Yes you may think whatever you like.
Defendant:
Then your Honor, I think the prosecutor is an asshole and I refuse to answer his questions.
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