"You've also got to measure in order to begin to effect change that's just more - when there's more than talk, there's just actual - a paradigm shift." - Washington, D.C., July 1, 2003
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"No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy." Henry Kissinger
Snapple Facts
#27 A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She's moving the Earth out of its orbit!
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
editor's note:
Hey Ling, it looks like you need a bigger belt too.
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