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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
 
 

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Taking A CPR Course

By: luvly1Published: 07/13/2006
 
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It can be a real breeze for some.

Taking A CPR Course

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    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (07.14.2006 6:47:11 AM EST)

    shes her all night folks :)

    She must (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.13.2006 10:17:19 AM EST)


    Have her very own blow-up doll.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    My gawd (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.13.2006 9:04:30 AM EST)


    I just hope I don't get partnered up with Lorretta when we have to practice.

    Then hubby says... (0 replies)  
    started by babybear
    (07.13.2006 6:39:09 AM EST)


    "She wasn't talking to you! She was talking to the little fella on the table!"

    hehehehehehe good toon Luv.

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