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By: luvly1Published: 06/08/2006
 
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If that's how it works, that would explain the saying that "it's lonely on top."

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    Harhar (0 replies)
    started by marrakeshman
    (06.09.2006 4:26:46 AM EST)

    Reminds me of the one about the horny guy in the night train. He's sleeping on the top bunk and there's a lovely chick that he wants to sleep with on the bottom bunk. He ties a string around his willy with a note adressed to her and drops it down. It says: "I would like to make love to you tonight, if your answer is yes pull once, if no, pull twenty times......

    uh (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.08.2006 8:50:30 AM EST)


    This doesn't remind me of anything.

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    started by tjshere
    (06.08.2006 3:47:51 AM EST)


    Of the movie, "Big". Great flick and one I actually did see.

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