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Harhar
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marrakeshman
(06.09.2006 4:26:46 AM EST)
Reminds me of the one about the horny guy in the night train. He's sleeping on the top bunk and there's a lovely chick that he wants to sleep with on the bottom bunk. He ties a string around his willy with a note adressed to her and drops it down. It says: "I would like to make love to you tonight, if your answer is yes pull once, if no, pull twenty times......
Of the movie, "Big". Great flick and one I actually did see.
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