"This is a Shia fella." —Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraqi religious plurality
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"They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets." — LaVell Edwards, BYU football coach and one of 14 children. (1986)
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#157 The first TV soap opera debuted in 1946.
Yo Mama ...
is so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS
One Liners
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Sad, but it's kind of like, well what good is there in that if it's going to be all shades of destroyed?
Maybe it could be given to the French?
lol
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Dolphins are the only other animals besides humans that get pleasure out of sex. They are also the only other animals that have sex for reasons other than reproduction.
