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uhmm
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started by
leadj
(11.16.2005 7:35:28 AM EST)
i'm glad they dont make those cards
Reality is an Illusion Caused by Lack of Alcohol.
Maybe
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started by
tjshere
(11.16.2005 6:16:55 AM EST)
She just needs to be better than the chicks on the porn sites he surfs.
Nah, that ain't gonna happen.
Didn't get the card
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started by
bd2son
(11.16.2005 2:08:30 AM EST)
from the wife but did get the boot - and, of course, she got all the booty.
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