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Dating Someone Unattractive

By: luvly1Published: 10/26/2005
 
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I hear you loud & clear little lady. But I don't think I would have said out loud.

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    This is true (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.26.2005 10:22:13 AM EST)


    but it helps that that ugly bastard
    is also a rich ugly bastard.

    And why (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.26.2005 3:22:17 AM EST)


    Do you suppose it was that your boyfriends cheated on you, hmmmmmm? Arf, arf!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Kind of like ... (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (10.26.2005 2:42:48 AM EST)

    "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life.. never make a pretty your wife... so from my personal point of view.. get an ugly girl to marry you"

    lol

    Note for the clueless.. it was a song.

    I think it was done by Kid Creole & the Coconuts.

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