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Handicapped

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 09/20/2005
 
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My handicap is my clubs.

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    My Handicap? (0 replies)
    started by babybear
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    I can think of 2!

    I don't need (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.20.2005 4:04:36 AM EST)


    A specific handicap. Just being me is bad enough.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    My handicap (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (09.20.2005 0:50:07 AM EST)


    is the back nine. Kicks my ass everytime

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