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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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Random Quote |
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"It's like when I guy a horse. I don't want a thick neck and short legs."
— Mickey Rourke, describing what he wants in a woman
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Snapple Facts |
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#66 Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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One Liners |
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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
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