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By: sleepwalker2000Published: 12/10/2004
 
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    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.10.2004 8:19:52 PM EST)

    she is shit out of luck

    Ya recon (0 replies)
    started by cowetaguard
    (12.10.2004 11:46:37 AM EST)

    them folks on TV could make her over.


    Too Old to “Rock’N’Roll”…but...Too Young to Die.

    OB-GYN??? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.10.2004 6:22:27 AM EST)


    She has reproductive organs??? What a waste! There isn't that much beer in Busch Gardens.

    LMAO @ the cowboy!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    and her vet too (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (12.10.2004 0:49:49 AM EST)


    waaaaaaa hahahahahaha

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