"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have...he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."-To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
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"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." — Vice President Dan Quayle
Snapple Facts
#99 You burn 20 calories an hour chewing gum.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of walk and don't walk
One Liners
Q. What do Princess Di and the Queen Mum have in common? A. They both died pushing 102
Hell, I work the graveyard shift on the switchboard.
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