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Emergency Room

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 11/21/2004
 
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An infected toe is an automatic 3 nights just being admitted.

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.21.2004 8:05:26 PM EST)

    I never thought of that...hell if it works everyone will get one..

    This is what happened to O.J. (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.21.2004 2:04:29 PM EST)


    when all he wanted was the keys to the car. Somebody told him to go axe Nichole.

    oxymoron (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.21.2004 8:39:14 AM EST)


    a fake rubber axe?

    Looks like real rubber to me.

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