"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all." - Remarks to the Hispanic Scholarship Fund Institute, Washington, D.C., May 22, 2001
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"Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad." — Donald Trump to Larry king, while appearing on King's radio show
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#70 A "jiffy" is actually 1/100 of a second.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
One Liners
Q. What do you call santa's helpers? A. Subordinate clauses.
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