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Use Your Head Kid!
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obxbeachbum
(07.25.2004 10:58:41 PM EST)
Download a copy and attach it to your next test paper. Bet you ace the course.
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I had a lot of teachers. In some cases I would agree with TC. In other cases I would agree with the kid. In still other cases I would have used a 3/4 inch drill bit on my eye sockets before throwing myself into a wood chipper.
I would have loved to see some of my teachers on a porn site, especially my fourth grade teacher. She was a knock-out.
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