"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons." - To Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004
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Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A. Doughnuts.
How is a guy supposed to think when all the blood has left his brain? He probably doesn't even know his own name right now, but he could dig up the pyramids with the wood he's sporting.
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