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Must be a beer can.....
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started by
ladybug
(07.08.2003 8:39:41 PM EST)
....in his left hand!
Where's his right hand?
HaHaHaHaHa...
and by the way, GP,
a BJ wouldn't throw
ALL husbands off.....
Another one
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started by
marvin
(07.08.2003 2:22:02 PM EST)
of those impossible to answer questions is coming up ....
the Blow Job threw him off.
He's not use to getting one from the old Ball & Chain. LOL
Ahhhh
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started by
corjones
(07.08.2003 5:39:38 AM EST)
See he been drinking the old truth serum. Quaranteed to catch you out every time!! Hahahahahaha
this is funny
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started by
simonsez
(07.08.2003 1:51:17 AM EST)
and it sure isn't my wife
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Oooops!
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started by
tjshere
(07.08.2003 1:26:29 AM EST)
Guess I should have sent this to uncensored. Sorry. *blushes*
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