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It's In The Constitution

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 09/23/2003
 
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So was Jeffrey Dahmer innocent?

It's In The Constitution

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    holy shit (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.27.2003 10:21:48 PM EST)

    now this is funny

    OMG ! That is so sick! (0 replies)
    started by ladybug
    (09.23.2003 11:03:50 PM EST)

    And so FUNNY!

    I just love to bug you!

    you also have the right (4 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (09.23.2003 8:29:03 AM EST)

    to remain silent. anything you say, can and will be held against you in a cort of law.


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    I hope ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.23.2003 6:35:12 AM EST)


    those are from those liberals who want to take my guns away from me.

    ....and I agree with TJ.
    Kind of.

    Hey Sleepwalker (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.23.2003 2:42:11 AM EST)


    Tomorrow how about submitting a picture of a guy who likes to keep and bare boobs?

    Hahahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    At least he just cut their arms off (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (09.23.2003 0:21:28 AM EST)


    One of the Goofball facts is that it's impossible to kiss your elbow.. I bet these people can.

    waaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha

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