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Party Of One

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 04/12/2003
 
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We only have one seat available in the smoking section, will that be okay?

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    hahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.17.2003 10:04:11 PM EST)

    dont forget to fasten seat belts...

    Today's menu .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.13.2003 8:12:46 AM EST)

    do you want fries with that, sir ?


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    Holy Hell! (0 replies)
    started by vmax97
    (04.12.2003 9:14:51 PM EST)

    That was too funny! I loved it! YOu get a fiver from me beautiful!

    It's only kinky the first time! LOL

    LMAO @ smoking section (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.12.2003 8:20:21 PM EST)

    According to cooking experts, frying is unhealthy. Hahahaha.

    Good toon! Thanks, SW2K

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO @ wait to be seated (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.12.2003 8:15:32 PM EST)


    That would be my luck

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