"A lame duck session, for people who don't know what that means, it means the Senate is coming and the House is coming back between now and Christmas and they've got a few days to get some big things done."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
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is so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
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That's great
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maxhumor
(11.22.2002 0:12:06 AM EST)
This was funny. Thanks for injecting some variety into this section
Some Days
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started by
thegrandpatron
(11.20.2002 7:29:24 AM EST)
you're the Dog.
Some Days you're the Hydrant.
Yep
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tjshere
(11.20.2002 3:47:45 AM EST)
In fact it seems like I'm wayyyyyyyyy overdue to be the bird.
Hehehe. Kwite kute, PK. Now where the heck are you?
Hahahahahaha
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kweenbee
(11.20.2002 0:20:20 AM EST)
Yep, you're right. That's me sitting there. LOL ^5
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
