"Speaking about barbaric regimes, we must deal with probably one of the most—not probably—one of the most real threats we face, and that is the idea of a barbaric regime teaming up with a terrorist network and providing weapons of mass destruction to hold the United States and our allies and our friends blackmail."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Alexander for Senate Luncheon," Sept. 17, 2002
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Chance Card II
(2 replies)
started by
tjshere
(05.03.2002 8:59:09 PM EST)
Enron stock collapses. Flush all money down drain.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Monopoly is like life
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started by
thegrandpatron
(05.03.2002 7:42:54 AM EST)
It's long and drawn out...
You are forced to pay for shit you don't want...
You can see yourself slowly going broke...
Some Asshole ends up with all the money...
Chance Card
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started by
marvin
(05.03.2002 4:01:36 AM EST)
"You have won second prize in a beauty contest. Appear in Playboy as the centerfold and collect $100,000"
This just in: It was reported today that Monopoly Games are crashing all across the country. Bill Gates could not be reached for comment. In an unrelated story Robert Downey Jr. has been arrested for drug possession.
Just protecting my sheep
A message for Bill Gates.
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started by
proverbialchump
(05.03.2002 0:20:28 AM EST)
Go to jail.
Go directly to jail.
Do not pass go.
Do not collect a billion dollars.
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