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I hope the...
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sweetiepeach
(11.27.2001 1:05:09 AM EST)
...next time this guy asks his wife for a blow job, she uses the same thing on him...:)
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Now that's
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kweenbee
(11.27.2001 0:18:53 AM EST)
what I call a productive imagination. ^5 Grand.
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