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Male Birth Control

By: dragoneyzePublished: 05/08/2001
 
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They should install these things in high schools to prevent teen pregnancy.

Male Birth Control

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??? (0 replies)
started by sal1981
(05.26.2001 11:30:12 PM EST)

I can't beleive it! I actually find this funny - must be because it only takes the goofballers that either have been for too long or the staff laugh at just by saying: "poo!" Losing humor? People here have, since they can't see the differance between a joke and funieral.

Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ain´t the same as playing Monopoly

this is true, (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.11.2001 4:58:16 AM EST)

A girl once kicked me there and i didn't get a hard on for about a week. afterwards, i tea bagged the girl, yes revenge is sweet.

Uhh... (0 replies)
started by DeaddyBear
(05.09.2001 7:19:00 PM EST)

They should install like a pocket pussy with a mini guillotine inside. They should call it, the jon wayne bobbit machine.

JUST BE GLAD IM NOT YOUR KID

Thats funny !!! (0 replies)
started by sted5
(05.08.2001 11:33:46 PM EST)

25c for a punch in the nuts LOL!

ouch! (0 replies)
started by buckwild45
(05.08.2001 10:18:11 PM EST)

that shit isn't nice.

lol (0 replies)
started by Meesha
(05.08.2001 6:22:02 PM EST)

damn that was funny!

Only 25˘ ? (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(05.08.2001 5:13:43 PM EST)


That's a tough market to get into. I'll have to charge 10˘.

The Naked Canuck

Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
or if u dont have 25 cents (0 replies)
started by paparoach1
(05.08.2001 4:22:19 PM EST)

you could just insult somebody with steel toe boots

We're going to infest

Yeah BUT... (3 replies)
started by MissPK
(05.08.2001 8:59:06 AM EST)

I'd feel sorry for him and kiss it to make it "all better", starting the process all over again. It's a vicious, vicious cycle.

*wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

Keep 'em coming Dragoneyze (0 replies)
started by Roger
(05.08.2001 8:51:48 AM EST)

This is funny

LET'S ROCK Orgasm Donor

Say what??? (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(05.08.2001 4:35:33 AM EST)

Who gave this only 1 goofball? This is funny. Good show, dragoneyze.


I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
Best Birth Control Device (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.08.2001 1:04:52 AM EST)

The best birth control device is a mini-guillotine.


Yo Mama is so fat, that when she steps on a talking scale, it says "One at a time, please!"

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