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Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
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sal1981
(05.26.2001 11:30:12 PM EST)
I can't beleive it! I actually find this funny - must be because it only takes the goofballers that either have been for too long or the staff laugh at just by saying: "poo!" Losing humor? People here have, since they can't see the differance between a joke and funieral.
Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ain´t the same as playing Monopoly
this is true,
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.11.2001 4:58:16 AM EST)
A girl once kicked me there and i didn't get a hard on for about a week. afterwards, i tea bagged the girl, yes revenge is sweet.
Uhh...
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DeaddyBear
(05.09.2001 7:19:00 PM EST)
They should install like a pocket pussy with a mini guillotine inside. They should call it, the jon wayne bobbit machine.
JUST BE GLAD IM NOT YOUR KID
Thats funny !!!
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sted5
(05.08.2001 11:33:46 PM EST)
25c for a punch in the nuts LOL!
ouch!
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started by
buckwild45
(05.08.2001 10:18:11 PM EST)
that shit isn't nice.
lol
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started by
Meesha
(05.08.2001 6:22:02 PM EST)
damn that was funny!
Yeah BUT...
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started by
MissPK
(05.08.2001 8:59:06 AM EST)
I'd feel sorry for him and kiss it to make it "all better", starting the process all over again. It's a vicious, vicious cycle.
Say what???
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tjshere
(05.08.2001 4:35:33 AM EST)
Who gave this only 1 goofball? This is funny. Good show, dragoneyze.
I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
Best Birth Control Device
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.08.2001 1:04:52 AM EST)
The best birth control device is a mini-guillotine.
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she steps on a talking scale, it says "One at a time, please!"
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