"They see the risks are high, the risk of being able to find a job or the risk of keeping the homeland secure." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
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"I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another sign below it that said 'self service'. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#194 You don't have to be a lawyer to be a Supreme Court Justice.
Yo Mama ...
so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
One Liners
Q: Why do women wear make-up and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink!
This made the rounds when fax machines were a new concept!
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
I remember when I found this pic...
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SuicideKing
(09.22.2000 2:03:52 AM EST)
I thought about posting it here but decided against it cuz the quality was shit..hehe. looks like somebody drew it while drunk on a bar napkin or something, and the text is so plain, looks like it was freshly typed...on an old typewriter!
R¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg)
"When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid!"
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donut38
(09.22.2000 0:05:17 AM EST)
only if she was a blond
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