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She better watch it...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(07.02.2000 11:39:36 PM EST)
She's cruisin' for the ol' midnight stealth facial! She better not sleep with her mouth open!
Good Point..........
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started by
Smokey
(07.01.2000 10:32:36 AM EST)
.......that bitch is ugly, but then again, he's a fucking cyclops.........hehe Eat more peaches
She is fugly
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started by
hardball
(07.01.2000 7:51:18 AM EST)
She may be ugly but all bitch's look good with a dick in there mouth
ALL Liberals are morons,Algore is a scumbag
hmm
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started by
Albatros
(07.01.2000 0:12:01 AM EST)
why dont you pole the audience? and 98% of the audience says... get a new wife! damn, she's ugly, even for a cartoon!
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