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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"The consultation process is a positive part of really allowing people to fully understand our deep concerns about this man, his regime and his desires to have weapons of mass destruction. Last question—and then I've got to go chip and putt for a birdie. [Laughter.] It was a good drive." —Bush, interrupting an Aug. 10 golf game in Waco, Texas, for a Q & A discussing possible U.S. military action against Iraq. Source: The Washington Post, "White House Veteran to New Guy: Oh, Beha-aaa-ave!," Lloyd Grove, Aug. 13, 2002
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"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#204 A stamp shaped like a banana was once issued in the country of Tonga.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so ugly she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.
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One Liners |
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Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.
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