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Stir Fry Suicide

By: RogerPublished: 04/23/2002
 
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Boy, that chef is very sensitive to criticism of his food.

Stir Fry Suicide

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    Innards!! (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.24.2002 1:56:15 AM EST)

    Now i know what the mystery ingrediants are.

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    started by shawndiaz
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    It's a kidney pie for dessert

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    I asked for Liver.

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    started by marvin
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    you wont be wondering if that was cat rather than chicken.

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    You likee gutsy?? (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.23.2002 0:11:39 AM EST)

    me havea gutsy for you


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