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#97 A turkey can run at 20mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
One Liners
Q: Hear about the new remake of The Exorcist? A: A woman contacts the devil to get a priest out of her son!
I've always assumed I way an "Ass Man". At least I've heard a lot of people tell me that.
They say: "Hey! You're an ASS, man".
My divining rod tell me
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started by
tjshere
(10.08.2001 11:21:09 AM EST)
Puppies like that oughta be enough to convert any man.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
I have legs.
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started by
teddiebare
(10.08.2001 10:53:44 AM EST)
I hope she'll share!
is it possible
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started by
bigswifty
(10.08.2001 9:15:00 AM EST)
to tell fortunes thru a bowling ball?
And just how strong is the table with all that weight resting on it?
Pretty funny Roger!
I don't get it.
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started by
kweenbee
(10.08.2001 0:15:22 AM EST)
Hahahahaha! ^5 to ya' bud.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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