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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question." - Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000
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Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
— Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
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Snapple Facts |
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#134 An ant can lift 50 times its own weight.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so short she does back flips under the bed.
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One Liners |
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Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres almost drowned?
A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
