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is so short she poll vaults with a toothpick
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Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Then you can invite the Gingerbread Man over for dessert.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Well now...
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started by
roger
(09.13.2001 6:44:17 AM EST)
let's see, Goldilocks ate the porridge so there should still be some in that stew.. might be a different color now and may even have some corn in it for texture. hahahaha
These toons are great.
and still...She stands
hahahaha
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started by
meesha
(09.13.2001 0:47:44 AM EST)
Good one, Rob!
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Stand beside Her, and guide Her
Through the night with Light from Above,
From the mountains to the prairies,
To the oceans white with foam,
God Bless America, my home, sweet home!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
and still...She stands
